I have been one to follow the idea that I will never camp due to a crazy bag machete man looking to cut out my organs and feast on them... Let's just say, on this day, those fears came true. In all honesty camping may be fun, but if I learn anything from movies... you always die in the woods...
We finally reach the three digit mark and begin our 100th day. But it's not going to be all balloons and confetti, other than that one time in the video, but it'll be filled with horrible references to possibly the most disgusting movie series out there, a pervert priest and several calls which...
Today gets grim as an murder investigation begins and resembles a well known fictional story. When will Freeburgh be free of these horrible murders? To be honest, probably never as people are sick as F**k in this city...
I begin this day slow, but end up having to control, plan and deal with a PLETHORA of calls.. Like Ohh my god. Calls spanning from poisoned coffee, to firefights in the street, to even one where a man is strangling a woman in the woods...... WTF!?!
Why can't I get a "save my kitten" call...
As we all saw in Seinfeld the Kavorka is a strong aphrodisiac which empowers women to jump on you whenever they see you. This holds true for our police officers when we deal with a well known actor being ravaged by women. Sometimes the Kavorka could be dangerous.
This had to be one of the oddest descriptions I ever heard in describing a man... an overgrown man... What the hell is an Overgrown man? Is he fat, muscler, overally large in height... a combination? I don't know. All I know was that it was confusing. LOL
As I continue down the path to become the best, most well known police chief that cleaned up Freeburgh... some things happen which kind of negate me from following my path... Let's just say I've gone to far in one instance and in another, the game kind of GLITCHED out on me!!! OHH GOD!
We continue being the best police chief around and hire someone who takes our breath away.
Not to mention we also have a cop who's dishonored the badge... So disappointing.
We're back in Freeburgh to serve and protect. During one of our missions two cops are found to be SO awful at their jobs that they require some additional training.
The Dentist is back at it again and sends us on a hunt for the latest clue. Jack also shares one of his inner secrets to garner the trust from a reliable source. Let the protecting begin!