this is the police game

I have been one to follow the idea that I will never camp due to a crazy bag machete man looking to cut out my organs and feast on them... Let's just say, on this day, those fears came true. In all honesty camping may be fun, but if I learn anything from movies... you always die in the woods...

We finally reach the three digit mark and begin our 100th day. But it's not going to be all balloons and confetti, other than that one time in the video, but it'll be filled with horrible references to possibly the most disgusting movie series out there, a pervert priest and several calls which...

In today's shift, we get called to perform a favor by the local beekeeper... but the favor turns into something a lot more serious, and should teach you to be careful when handling sensitive materials.... or just not helping anyone at all.

Today gets grim as an murder investigation begins and resembles a well known fictional story. When will Freeburgh be free of these horrible murders? To be honest, probably never as people are sick as F**k in this city...

As we all saw in Seinfeld the Kavorka is a strong aphrodisiac which empowers women to jump on you whenever they see you. This holds true for our police officers when we deal with a well known actor being ravaged by women. Sometimes the Kavorka could be dangerous.

As I continue down the path to become the best, most well known police chief that cleaned up Freeburgh... some things happen which kind of negate me from following my path... Let's just say I've gone to far in one instance and in another, the game kind of GLITCHED out on me!!! OHH GOD!

The time has finally come to capture our biggest known criminal... too bad the day had to end an hour too early. Though I feel that the next day will be a good day, that is if my investigator can hang in there. Listen I know I'm making him work like a dog, but this is the BIGGEST mafia man out...

We get a surprise mission from God and earn some special service from it. Still not sure how I can benefit from it.

We continue being the best police chief around and hire someone who takes our breath away. Not to mention we also have a cop who's dishonored the badge... So disappointing.

We end up going to a crack house and get a surprise from a naked man with a shotgun.. Safe to assume he was under an influence.

One call becomes concerning when one photographer can't control his urges, and makes a drastic move.

Here are episodes 41 & 42 from today's uploads. I wouldn't do two of them at once in this post, but I wasn't able to get to this earlier today... how wonderful! ENJOY!

Nothing beats getting more Suspicious Individual calls..

You know you drank too much when you begin seeing your drinking buddy as the devil, who in this case if Mephistopheles.

The investigation into Christopher G. Sand officially begins. This will mark the beginning of the end for the mob family, I hope.

The Dentist story-line gets even more intriguing as the master mind behind it comes to light.

Even though we may have failed in the case of the Dentist, to my surprise we may have captured him... or her.

I'm still upset with screwing the investigation on the Dentist... so let's beat some peaceful activists!

Last thing I expected today was to deal with a man selling Jewelry that's crap.... literally!

We're back in Freeburgh to serve and protect. During one of our missions two cops are found to be SO awful at their jobs that they require some additional training.