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Creating this thread for you guys to submit your best jokes for our forum "joke bot". By typing in "Joke Bot" to the chat it will randomly select a joke given to it.



They must be family friendly and very short also lame jokes are good :)
 
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Koala_Steamed said:
Creating this thread for you guys to submit your best jokes for our forum "joke bot". By typing in "Joke Bot" to the chat it will randomly select a joke given to it.



They must be family friendly and very short also lame jokes are good :)
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Koala_Fried

Join me for the koala_fried tree burning ceremony!

Nerd Out in No Mans Network

The Rowboat seems to have a hole

ItsJustCrumpets (@ItsJustJord refrence from discord)

I locked myself out. Call Anthony the lockSMITH!

Is lawrence ever calm? Nah, he's always crazy!

Row row row your boat gently down the livestream. Clickbait clickbait clickbait clickbait youtubes such a nightmare.

Can you grab me some more clickBAIT from my tackle box?

I wouldn't mind some fresh lemon and LIME.

Aim a flamethrower at koalas tree, the steamed koalas about to get koala_fried!

TL;DR your message

LW001, LW002, LW003, LW004... What is life?

More coming soon!
 
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Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me not to go into those places.

What do you call a dog who can do magic? A labracadabrador.

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnns.

A few jokes
 
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Some jokes linked to the Resident Evil series, just because I was playing some of the games earlier
- What does Barry like to make for a wholesome snack...........a Jill Sandwich
- Why did Nemesis move the Hollywood....for the STARS

And then some pretty lame jokes, also I apologise in advance - please don't think less of me if you can help it
What do you call a kleptomaniac Superman......the man of STEAL.
I was recommended to become a organ donor, but I refused as they were all out to steal my heart
My niece bet me £100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti, should of seen her face as I rode pasta
How does a train eat........it goes chew chew
Whats Forrest Gump's password..........1Forrest1
What do you call a cow with no legs..........ground beet
A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college..........Bison
I once tried to take a picture of some fog, but i MIST.
 
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Snail with an attitude
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’



A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
 
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Joke bot updated with your entries. Keep em coming guys :D
 
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what is the tastyist day of the year?
14th of march, because it's Pi day! 3.14 :p
 
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